Mouth Cancer and Drinking

So Doc I got this pain in my mouth and some white spots, real gross I know, what the hell is it? Mouth cancer? No way! I always thought it was my liver that was going to go first.

Frat boys beware. Pub crawlers stop crawling. You probably haven'’t thought too much about mouth cancer, but that's when the big C is most likely to bite you on the ass. So cut back on the libations.

While I'’m here Doc, I got this dripping.....